Want to hear a joke about construction?
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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which music festival was full of lumber?