How do chickens get off the freeway?
They take the cluck-off ramp.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do grandparents and websites have in common?