What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?You get a gourd ache.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhere do sheep go to get a haircut?See PunchlineHow do you cut the ocean in two?See PunchlineMy grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.See PunchlineWhy did the Oreo® get an A on the test?See PunchlineHow did the Vikings send secret messages?See PunchlineWhat did the English teacher shout when the student handed in a flawless paper?See PunchlineWhat animal is best with a computer?See PunchlineHow did the pirate call his mom?See PunchlineWhat day of the week do chickens hide?See PunchlineWhat has a lot more letters than the alphabet?See PunchlineWhy is it so cold at Christmas time?See PunchlineWhy was the father caterpillar so angry?See PunchlineWhat kind of ant is good at math?See PunchlineWhat did the farmer say when the calf sang in church?See PunchlineHow did the vampire start his letter?See PunchlineWhy is everyone good at math during elections?See PunchlineWhat's James Bond's favorite hot drink?See PunchlineWhere do bees check in for a holiday stay?See PunchlineWhy do cubes make great referees?See PunchlineWhat kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?See PunchlineWhat did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?See Punchline
