What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
You get a gourd ache.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do librarians bring on a fishing trip?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do bees chew?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?