How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the dinosaur visit the doctor?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?