How do you cut the ocean in two?With a sea-saw.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhere do cowboys make chili?See PunchlineWhat do you call a hairless poodle?See PunchlineWhat's the friendliest national park?See PunchlineWhere do musicians go to relax by the ocean?See PunchlineWhy does Santa like gardening?See PunchlineWhy didn't the two players date?See PunchlineWhy shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?See PunchlineWhat's the saddest part of the week?See PunchlineI used to be addicted to not showering.See PunchlineAre baby skunks adorable?See PunchlineWho is the most popular pop singer in space?See PunchlineWhat was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?See PunchlineWhat falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?See PunchlineWhy did the chicken go to the seance?See PunchlineWhich dogs are the best at getting girls?See PunchlineWhy were shelters full in the spring?See PunchlineWhat do you get from an Alaskan cow?See PunchlineWhat classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?See PunchlineYou know there's no official training for trash collectors?See PunchlineWhat currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?See PunchlineWhere do cows go on vacation?See Punchline
