What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?