Why did the tennis ball whisper?
Court manners.
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the car win the argument?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are dogs great weather reporters?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?