What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which farm animal is best at karate?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
What's Cinderella's favorite coffee order?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?