Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which animal thinks it's the toughest around?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the mime upset?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a hippie's spouse?