Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
He parked in a snow stopping zone.
What do you say after losing on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the calculator confident?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of bee do teachers enjoy most?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you make antifreeze?