Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What did the beaver say after finishing the tree?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do football coaches go when they're tired of it all?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?