What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do billboards talk?
When does a horse talk?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?