What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?