Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
What is blue and not heavy?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did one candle say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the dentist get a new smartphone?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?