How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?