What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What car always breaks the rules?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?