Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the mom start playing soccer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a boat that never stops bragging?