Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Can February March?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a short cow?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which dogs love to study science?