What did the student say about missing school?
I didn't miss it one bit.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where's the chilliest place to get a haircut?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flower with extra energy?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?