How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the calculator confident?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do elephants have trunks?