Why do bees gossip?
To hear the latest buzz.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do fish do at parades?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?