When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?