Why can't dogs run medical scans?
They paws too much.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are monkeys poor employees?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why is spring the oddest season?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?