To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?