Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?