What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the sailboat say to its oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the cat study medicine?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?