Why did the goat study law?
For goat-justice.
Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy weather?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call two bees who stick together?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?