Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do cows always skip gym class?