What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat game can you play while eating dinner?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when spring gets sad?See PunchlineWhere do penguins save their best jokes?See PunchlineHow do you take a pig to the hospital?See PunchlineWhat dog never pays attention in class?See PunchlineWhat do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?See PunchlineWho is the fastest reindeer?See PunchlineWhy was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?See PunchlineWhat's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?See PunchlineWhat would a feline order at Taco Bell®?See PunchlineWhat did the tree say when autumn came around?See PunchlineWhat do you call a lemon that cleans things?See PunchlineWhat do you call a blind dinosaur?See PunchlineWhat happened to the glow worm who was squashed?See PunchlineWhich bug is related to you?See PunchlineWhy are frogs always so happy?See PunchlineWhy did the witch stay in a hotel?See PunchlineWhy do baby ferrets never get in trouble?See PunchlineWhy did the Roman chicken cross the road?See PunchlineWhich animals are naturals at football?See PunchlineWhat do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?See Punchline
