What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?