What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
I like telling Dad jokes.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?