How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the astronaut feel cramped?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What game do horses always win?
What do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the bull's partner say after his workout?