What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which star could double as an attorney?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do teachers bake so many pies in September?