What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where do ships always get stuck?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you organize a space party?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?