Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?