How much does it cost to swim with sharks?A bite-sized fortune.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?See PunchlineWho do little dogs hope to see on Christmas Eve?See PunchlineWhy does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?See PunchlineWhere does cheese invest its money?See PunchlineWhat happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?See PunchlineWho's a baby's favorite singer?See PunchlineWhy do grandparents smile all the time?See PunchlineWhen do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?See PunchlineWhat classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?See PunchlineWhere does a scientist wizard work?See PunchlineWhy do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?See PunchlineWhy was the horse so happy?See PunchlineWhich celebrity is a cheese expert?See PunchlineWhat's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?See PunchlineWhat does Santa order at the bar?See PunchlineWhy did the archaeologist go on a date with the fossil?See PunchlineWhy was the compass hired as a tour guide?See PunchlineWhat did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?See PunchlineWhy did the photographer attract so many mice?See PunchlineWhat did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?See PunchlineHow do lawyers say farewell?See Punchline
