Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?