What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
IHOP®!
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.