Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Where do squirrels go for summer trips?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the plate say to the fork?
What do you call a mountain biker with a broken bike?
What do parrots wear in rain?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the chicken say when it felt sick?