Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?