Which celebrity do cows look up to?
Moo-rgan Freeman.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How much cash does a skunk carry?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What school subject really rocks?
Who's a baby's favorite pop star?
What kind of cat loves long hikes?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?