Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What should you wear to a tea party?