What did the salad say to the fridge?
Shut the door I'm dressing.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a running race organised by ghosts?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the cheese avoid the slicer?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?