Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the mama flower say?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What tree do science teachers love?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did one Valentine's card say to the other?