Why did the cow want to join the space program?
To see the Moo-n.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?