What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How was the wedding?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?