Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?