Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the chicken do at the fryer stand?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How was the wedding?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?