Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?
Too much racket.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are winter days great?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call two birds stuck together?