What did the sailboat say to its oar on Valentine's Day?
You row my heart.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the eggs say after a long breakfast shift?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What animal has the worst mood swings?