Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?