What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?